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Stardate: 20210407.2242
Location: Gamma Quadrant
Input Device: LCARS Console in Fen-Torward
Audio: HVAC System of the USS Nostradumbass, Kardassian Karaoke
Visual: Egh'gnogg, the female Klingon's awful rendition of, "Boom!
       I Got Your Boyfriend"
Emotional: Concerned

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An unidentified distress signal has led to the discovery of what 
appears to be the remains of the USS Lololz, not far from the 
Bizarron wormhole in the Gamma Quadrant.  Among the remains was the 
data storage array for the ship's computer.  Unfortunately, a 
majority of the ship's log was non-recoverable except for a fragment 
of the captain's last log entry.[1]  The captain can be heard 
ordering the crew to abandon ship behind a strange rumbling sound.   

The array has been sent to engineering for further processing and
analysis.

May Zod rest their souls.


[1] USS Lololz: Captain's Last Log

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