[=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=] [<<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>] [=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=] Stardate: 20210407.2242 Location: Gamma Quadrant Input Device: LCARS Console in Fen-Torward Audio: HVAC System of the USS Nostradumbass, Kardassian Karaoke Visual: Egh'gnogg, the female Klingon's awful rendition of, "Boom! I Got Your Boyfriend" Emotional: Concerned [=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=] An unidentified distress signal has led to the discovery of what appears to be the remains of the USS Lololz, not far from the Bizarron wormhole in the Gamma Quadrant. Among the remains was the data storage array for the ship's computer. Unfortunately, a majority of the ship's log was non-recoverable except for a fragment of the captain's last log entry.[1] The captain can be heard ordering the crew to abandon ship behind a strange rumbling sound. The array has been sent to engineering for further processing and analysis. May Zod rest their souls. [1] USS Lololz: Captain's Last Log [=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=-=x=] .:[ HOME ]:.